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| testing testing... -- Posted by Cabby on Saturday 18/02/2006 @ 07:24 |
| Just a test to see if this news script still works after bad reports from The Bard. |
| puff -- Posted by The Bard on Saturday 24/12/2005 @ 21:07 |
grr damn you saruman
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| This just in: Life is quality! -- Posted by The Bard on Friday 14/10/2005 @ 19:06 |
Yes men and Hurragh to all things!
This weeks update brings with it no less that five heroic episodes of Flavius Minimus and a hearty helping of ill wishes to all men exept all men exept key members of Knight in Town.
Also in other news the Frankenstein Monster was seen wandering the streets of Bundy searching for food and lodging. It was turned away be a local Angry Mob only to set up a B&B on the outskirts of town and rake in the cash.
More news as it happens!
... or a bit later. |
| OMG UPDATE!!! Packed with phat lewt! -- Posted by The Bard on Thursday 05/05/2005 @ 16:06 |
Yes men and fall to your knees in thanks to Moses ot other biblical figite of your choice, here we are again with another mighty mighty update containging no less than FIVE new episodes of Flavius Minimus for you all to devour messily while avoiding the fat content.
In other news, I am sitting at my house with Jungle Fever, lamenting the fact that I am not involved in some sort of commando raid against Action Supermarkets which i beleive was actually sceduled for today. So in rebellion of that I have set up key produscts puchaced from Action and am currently raiding them as we speak. Mostly it's anti jungle fever pills and girlie mags. And with that I see the Bard-signal and am off to vomit.
More news as it appears! |
| Flavius Minimus expands again and conquers all men with fury. -- Posted by The Bard on Monday 04/10/2004 @ 22:16 |
Yes men and WOOOAAH! to the mighty updating of Flavius minimus that I have in stock for you! Barrel over to the Random section for a gandewr at both of the feared and dangerous offerings that have been placed upon the altar for all men to gaze upon.
In other news, the long awaited Fable is out and I will be gaining my copy tommorow. I will report on it's quality as soon as i dare for reasons known only to me and selected men. So that's everyone.
Till next time, keep your captaincy at maxiumum and you opulence and a moderate rate. Also, beware of Leprous Brews! |
| What quality rises this day? Meee!!! -- Posted by The Bard on Saturday 25/09/2004 @ 09:17 |
Hail and morning to all men!
As has become trad there are three new episodes of Flavius minimus online for your observeing pleasure. I will not be held responsible for any eye damage incurred while you press your faces to the screen in fear and amazement. Regarless of this, head over to the random section and gain gold!
In other news on 23rd of September, 5am Moscow time, Yulia Volkova gave birth to a baby girl. This means that I lost big in the sweeps as I had bet that she whould give birth to a full grown one.
In any case a new illigal betting ring has been set up with stakes rising high on what Volkova will name the beast. I put all my remaing money on 'Boris' as it is a strong Russian name. The odds arent the best but the payout stands to be quite opulent. |
| Duck Tanian Returns! -- Posted by The Bard on Tuesday 21/09/2004 @ 21:03 |
Yes men not only is there a new episode of Flavius Minimus on offer this time but there is also the long awaited, much requested and probably triumphant return of Duck Tanian! All men scoot over the the Random section and partake of the joys it brings!
Keep an eye out in future weeks as I intend to once again take up the review trail starting with my opinion on The Red Star, a comic of some reputation.
In other news, with all the wedding bells in the air around here (morning sir!) I was reminded of another upcoming maraige and considered the possibility that my invite may not have been delayed at all but that I may in fact, not have been invited in the first place! I penned a furious and rage filled litter of Intent to Gatecrash to the last known adress of one miss Lena Katina. Needless to say I had to hide in the Knight in Town secret headquaters for about a week while several large Russians attempted to hunt me down. Luckily I was able to distract them with a box of Soviet Snacks long enough for me to make my escape and resume normal Bardic operations.
And heres to that. |
| Update of the Gods!! Well, Dionysus at least . . . -- Posted by The Bard on Sunday 12/09/2004 @ 22:40 |
Yes men and I dare say that a Woooaah!! is deserved as this is the first update in some time. To make up for the lack of key updates on this very site there are five (FIVE!) new entries in the monoclassical Flavius Miniums collection over in the Random section. Click on yon link above to view these five festive frolics of Bardic imagry.
In other news my calculations have revealed that Knight in Town stock is set to triple in value over the next two years as the new operation to ressurect Hitler AND reform the Soviet Union stand to either be completed or abandoned by that time. In either case maximum profits are predicted by a Gypsy that I met while going through the Hungry Jacks drive thru so now is the time to buy, people. |
| Ghost Sighted! -- Posted by The Bard on Saturday 21/08/2004 @ 21:35 |
No material update this time but I shall set in stone my ghost report.
Yes, I saw a ghost last night. I woke up in my bed and rolled over and was looking at my window. A moment passed and i heard footsteps in my room. I looked over and an old woman was next to my bed looking down into the top of my lamp. I thought it was Nan who was in there to tell me something so I said, "What's this?" The woman started and looked at me then faded away. In that moment I saw that it was not Nan but someone else in a red scarf and cardigan (details that I could see clearly even tho there was no illumination). She just faded into nothingness and the room was empty.
Odd thing is, it wasn’t scary at all. When she had gone I thought, "I've seen a ghost, awesome!" then went back to sleep a few minutes later. It's like it didn’t sink in what happened until this morning when it did scare me and I realised that It probably should have at the time. Instead it was very calm, as if it was perfectly normal.
Of course I woke with "Holy crap I saw a ghost!" on my tongue.
That's my ghost story.
It's funny you know, I often wish it whould happen half hoping it wont because it whould be scary then it just up and happens out of nowhere. It might never happen again but hey, I've seen a ghost. It's like a badge of honour tho I am pretty uneasy about going to bed tonight.
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| Daily Update: Flavius minimus expands again -- Posted by The Bard on Tuesday 17/08/2004 @ 16:22 |
Yes men as if yesterdays expansion to the Random secion wasnt enough for you yet another key illustration has weasled it's way online. All men know this.
In other news, just moments ago i was sitting at my system eating a Nut Bar when I was alerted to the fact that I had yet another trojan. This propted me to scan for spyware for some reason. I found no less that 187 such programs affecting my system. I then set up a firewall and not 30 seconds after rigging up the firey wall I blocked an intrusion. This has lead me to beleive that my system has long been a playground for hackers and cyber pirates. This can be ht eonly explanation for my likeness appearing on bootleg polenisian quilt coveres. Needless to say Private Detectives were on the scene soon after the fact and rapidly linked the crimes to one Mr. Krusty B. Nutz. I will be dispatching Walking Man to his house later. For anime I guess.
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